This end up

MY LIVING ROOM

IS UNDER SIEGE

BY A GIANT MOTH THAT FLIES FASTER THAN SOUND

thedemonsurfer:

cutthroatcompetition:

thedemonsurfer:

cutthroatcompetition:

((it’s hard to breathe….))

D= you alright hon?

((sorry. it’s just. it hurts.))

DDDDD= I’m sorry. Is there anything I can do?

((no. I’m sorry D: don’ worry about me. I keep posting ooc shit. I feel kinda silly now >.<))

okay )=

cutthroatcompetition:

thedemonsurfer:

cutthroatcompetition:

((it’s hard to breathe….))

D= you alright hon?

((sorry. it’s just. it hurts.))

DDDDD= I’m sorry. Is there anything I can do?

Me: *feels something on leg*
Me: *immediately flails and swats at it*
Thing: *is a tick*
Tick: *disappears*
Me: Dammit. 
Sister: Did you just accidentally kill a moth?
Me: No
Me: Something a bit more dangerous to send flying through the air with the greatest of ease.
Sister: What the fuck did you put on the flying trapeze?

cutthroatcompetition:

((it’s hard to breathe….))

D= you alright hon?

blade-anime:

thisisnotlucid:

I forgot I did this before work this morning and I nearly just pissed myself when I shut my bedroom door. This thing is going to kill me in my sleep.

The missing information is why the fuck you did this in the first place.

romanisreloaded:

so i’ve come to the conclusion that i should never pause a nicki minaj video

　

how to walk like a queen [x]

lanuminga:

ghoulscomecrawling:

naturalhumbleafrican:

queennubian:

biyuti:

str8nochaser:

My thighs do more than touch. They share mystical secrets and whisper spells as I walk.

I’m in love with that comment…

The beauty of the comment….I’m just sitting here like wow.

That comment was just perfect.

Rebloging for that damn comment that made me snort my drink at the screen.

^^^^

amixedreality:

aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA